April 2013
March 2013
jivebot:
Again, you never know! ;laughs; The human language English has some of the strangest words. Some I just wonder why they even use them. Probably to look more professional or something.
‘Course, Zapper. /tilts helm/ That’s what talkin’s all ‘bout. Y’can make y’self sound smarter, stronger, all sorts o’ shit based on how y’talk. Y’dig?
;chuckles; Exactly! Gotta love those words,...
jivebot:
/grins/ I like t’think so~ Don’t think it’s gettin’ into any dictionary anytime soon, but ‘ey. A mech can dream.
;shrugs, smiling; Maybe, just maybe, one day. I wouldn’t totally doubt it on this planet.
Aww, they got cooler words ‘round though. Like quixotic. That word’s got all th’letters they barely use in it!
Again, you never know! ;laughs; The human language English has...
jivebot:
electrifythis:
jivebot:
Oh, definitely! Heh, peacock-y? What does that even mean?
I figured it was gonna mean “like a peacock”, which means y’all puffed up an’ proud, but at least y’got somethin’ t’back it up with.
Ahhh, I see! That’s clever. ;laughs;
/grins/ I like t’think so~ Don’t think it’s gettin’ into any dictionary anytime soon, but ‘ey. A mech can dream.
...
jivebot:
Oh, definitely! Heh, peacock-y? What does that even mean?
I figured it was gonna mean “like a peacock”, which means y’all puffed up an’ proud, but at least y’got somethin’ t’back it up with.
Ahhh, I see! That’s clever. ;laughs;
jivebot:
;laughs; I love the “thigh shaped like a potato.” I can see why you enjoy these so much!
/grins, snickering/ It’s a lot o’ fun, ‘specially when y’start lookin’ f’real ridiculous words t’use. O’ if y’jus’ start makin’ slag up. Like peacock-y. That’s an adjective now.
Oh, definitely! Heh, peacock-y? What does that even mean?
jivebot:
Good! /scribble/ Now I need a noun, an animal, an’ three adjectives.
Potato, a badger, shiny, ridiculous, crazy.
A’ight, lesse what this one is.
The Blue Dragon is the Brightest Dragon of all. It has Itchy Fingers, and a Thigh shaped like a Potato. It loves to eat Badgers, although it will feast on nearly anything. It is Shiny and Ridiclous. You must be Crazy around it, or...
jivebot:
/scribbles down/ A’ight…an adjective, an’ two different body parts.
Um, how about, itchy and a finger and a thigh.
Good! /scribble/ Now I need a noun, an animal, an’ three adjectives.
Potato, a badger, shiny, ridiculous, crazy.
jivebot:
/perks up/ I got a whole datapad o’ ‘em! /excited chirp, do you know how boring it is to mad lib alone sir?/ A’ight, I need a color an’ a superlative endin’ in -est.
Yeah? ;I can only imagine!; Hmm… blue and brightest.
/scribbles down/ A’ight…an adjective, an’ two different body parts.
Um, how about, itchy and a finger and a thigh.
jivebot:
Anytime, Blaster. It’s my job~ ;smile;
;stiiiillllllllll; This sounds interesting…. do you have some on you? Let’s try it!
/perks up/ I got a whole datapad o’ ‘em! /excited chirp, do you know how boring it is to mad lib alone sir?/ A’ight, I need a color an’ a superlative endin’ in -est.
Yeah? ;I can only imagine!; Hmm… blue and brightest.
jivebot:
Thanks, Blaster. You’ll be symmetrical in no time, seriously.
;suspicion, suspicion….; Yeah? What do you do?
Heheh, thanks, Zapper.
/no proof for that 8D/ Aw, it’s real simple. One person asks th’other t’give ‘em like a noun o’ a verb an’ th’other one hands ‘em o’er. An’ after all o’ that’s done, the guy who’s been askin’ f’words reads off th’whole story. It’s usually pretty...
jivebot:
Thanks. I’ll get it done, of course. Just gotta get the mold ready and get the right materials, and it should be good to go.
Oh yeah? ;hmm….; Huh… Mad libs?
/grins/ Sweet~ REally, take y’time. I ain’t in no hurry t’get symmetrical.
Yep. /can’t tame this/ Yeah! It’s this neat lil’ word game th’humans came up with. S’real nifty~
Thanks, Blaster. You’ll be symmetrical in...
jivebot:
Mmmm, well. Your door wing…. I have the measurements all ready. Now to make a mold. I’m not sure how long it’ll be.
Anyways. Been resting well?
Ah, take y’time. Ain’t an issue if I gotta wait a bit. /shrug/
Yeah, I been fine. /lying, hasn’t been sleeping much/ Jus’ been chillin’, keepin’ t’base, reports an’ mad libs, y’know.
Thanks. I’ll get it done, of course. Just...
jivebot:
electrifythis:
So Blaster, the line is fixed and secured. ;smiles; Your energon is flowing nicely, as well~
Good t’hear, Zapper. Feelin’ better knowin’ I ain’t gonna be bustin’ lines all o’er th’joint. /wiggles doorwing/ Anythin’ else on th’agenda?
Mmmm, well. Your door wing…. I have the measurements all ready. Now to make a mold. I’m not sure how long it’ll be.
...
So Blaster, the line is fixed and secured. ;smiles; Your energon is flowing nicely, as well~
Alright Blaster, where are you?
‘Ey, so long as I don’t start gushin’ cuz I bumped into a wall, yeah? /nods/ Y’got it. If I feel anythin’, y’gonna know.
Hell yeah, it is~ It’s that lil bit o’ “ha ha I did this an’ I thought I couldn’t, suck on that!”. /chirps/ An’ frag yeah they were. At least, when I wasn’t tryin’ t’smash a datapad on th’floor o’er it. /snicker/
Ain’t a bad thing that we crap at stayin’ in one piece....
Alright Blaster, where are you?
jivebot:
Great! Let us begin. ;carefully begins removing Blaster’s plating; It is. Once it’s accomplished, it feels great. It’s not easy, but again, it’s all worth it. You think so? ;chuckle;
Man, I agree! It literally is like that. ;smiles while working; Thank you, Blaster. Truly does mean a lot! Again, gotta do what you gotta do. If I can fix you and Sides, Optimus, anyone, it’s all worth...
Alright Blaster, where are you?
/shakes his head/ Nah, ain’t feelin’ none o’ that. /pleased hum/ S’a lot easier t’be workin’ through a challenge, m’gonna bet. Some pretty good advice. Y’all should set up a practice f’that.
Ain’t that th’truth. One day’s the’pits, next is like Disney. /grins/ See, this is why I like y’all. Y’see what’s up an’ busted an’ y’dive right on in t’fix it. S’a mighty good way t’handle it all....
Alright Blaster, where are you?
/twitches, hello painkiller/ S’a good mindset t’have, Zapper! If it’s a challenge, it don’t grate so much t’do no more. /grin/ Imma have t’remember that.
That apology? That was th’sympathy apology. Cuz I may not have asked f’this, but y’def don’t deserve th’dubious honor o’ draggin’ Boss Cat outta his hidin’ hole t’get his face fixed. /pats shoulder/
;does little pokes in the damaged...
Alright Blaster, where are you?
Sounds like a plan t’me. /scoots enough so that he’s not blocking anything, snickers/ We get a bonus f’havin’ our afts handed t’us? Well shit. I’d apologize f’makin’ y’work so much, but y’sound like y’up t’th’challenge.
/sheepish expression, looks distinctly apologetic/ Heheh…yep. Sorry, Zapper.
A good challenge here and there doesn’t hurt. So no, no apologies are necessary! ;hooks...
Alright Blaster, where are you?
I got a full list an’ two optionals. /smile~/ Ah yeah? Sweet deal~ /scratches neck/ Eh, I was gonna try’n grab it, but then…well, y’know slag happens. Ain’t a problem. I ain’t crashin’ into shit since I recalibrated m’self.
/I am completely delusional and I have a Disney ending in my head, swear to god/ Yeah, ain’t his fault…seriously though, I dunno what Boss Cat looks like right now. /pokes...
Alright Blaster, where are you?
Cuz one o’ us pissed in Primus’ cheerios o’ something’, I dunno. /reboots optics/ …huh. Go figure. Well. No sense in lettin’ that get worse, yeah?
Aww, hey now. /nudges/ S’a’ight, Zapper. Don’t stress! /encouraging grin/ I know Jay Cat wouldn’t do any o’ this shit willingly an’ I know th’names o’ th’mechs who dunnit t’him too. S’all gonna get fixed, y’know? /ha ha wow Blaster’s slightly...
Alright Blaster, where are you?
/thank primus that I am a lucky duckling, because yelling is loud and hurtful/ His injuries are creepy, lemme tell ya. /huffs, tries to keep still/ M’up f’it. Wrote it down ‘nuff times anyway…lesse. Brainiac made Jay Cat go super-cray an’ he found me on patrol. Yanked m’door off, smashed me around, nearly shot me up…think m’still bleedin’ somewhere under m’platin’ too. He was glitchin’...
Alright Blaster, where are you?
jivebot:
Please, don’t worry about it! I’m being serious, Blaster. I wouldn’t be doing this if I didn’t enjoy it. So what, I may stress here and there, but if it means I can fix you all up with no faults, then all the stress is worth it. ;puts down the data pad, awe Blaster, don’t worry!; No… I haven’t seen him yet…. It won’t be long until he’s fixed up, too. ;pauses for a split sec; Mind...
February 2013
Alright Blaster, where are you?
jivebot:
;laughs; Ah, c’mon now, Blaster! ;shakes head, smiling while beginning a test; No no, there’s no need to apologize. I’ve gotten use to this a long time back. Plus, it’s my job to help you all, yeah? Just getting you all better is my goal.
Yeah, yeah, but we still shouldn’t be gettin’ this fragged up f’ya. At least Dim patched me up a lil’ so y’didn’t have t’drag m’unconscious aft...
Alright Blaster, where are you?
jivebot:
;nods and smiles; Good! Nothing too much. How about you? Why don’t you take a seat? ;gestures towards the medical berth;
Got ninety-nine problems an’ a glitch ain’t…nah, prolly a glitch in there. Ninety-nine’s a lot. /hops up, winces/ Good t’hear y’ain’t ready t’pop y’top yet. /sheepish grin/ Sorry ‘bout all this.
;laughs; Ah, c’mon now, Blaster! ;shakes head, smiling...
Alright Blaster, where are you?
jivebot:
electrifythis:
Let’s get you fixed up, yes?
/casually slides into medical/ M’here an’ present. Sup with you, Zapper?
;nods and smiles; Good! Nothing too much. How about you? Why don’t you take a seat? ;gestures towards the medical berth;
Alright Blaster, where are you?
Let’s get you fixed up, yes?
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
Yes, I know. ;sighs and mumbles; I can only imagine… I can’t wait until this is all over. When everything is somewhat normal.
Now come on, where’s the fun in anything being normal, Jolt? I’d rather be unusual than normal. Normal is…boring.
But when stepping out of the realm of normality, sometimes, is quite… troublesome… ;smirks a bit; Though a good fight here and...
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
;nods; Yeah, we do… ;smiles slightly; We’ll get him back. I know it. I believe in all of us. ;chuckles; At least there’s nothing we can’t fix, yeah? But indeed, I will get them fixed up.
Look, I’m bein’ serious. Try to talk to Prime when you fix him. I know he’s probably really bent outta shape, thanks to Jazz’s attack. ;scowls; Slagger…
Yes, I know. ;sighs and mumbles; I can...
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
Well, that’s what I’m here for, to fix and so on. ;smiles; So don’t even worry about it. I’m expecting something big to come up…. Just at least try to avoid damage~
I can try, but I can’t promise anything. We have to pretty much…fight to get back what’s ours. ;twitches helm finals.; Just…fix Blaster and Prime.
;nods; Yeah, we do… ;smiles slightly; We’ll get him...
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
Hah, that’s way too funny! Ratchet doesn’t know what’s good for him, that’s why he complains about it.
;finishes getting the last dent out and begins to buff the marks left by them;
Ugh…;Flickers optics.; Hey, thanks for repairs and all, but don’t expect me to stay in good shape. We got problems comin’…
Well, that’s what I’m here for, to fix and so on. ;smiles;...
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
;laughs; Yeah? Do you hide them on him? ‘Cuz he’s always complaining that he can’t find them. ;Almost done with getting these dents out!;
;Snort; I usually scatter them around the base. He never finds them, for the most part, and when he does, he’s never happy with where they are.
Hah, that’s way too funny! Ratchet doesn’t know what’s good for him,...
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
Yeah, no doubt! He only throws wrenches, but those are easy to dodge. Most of the time.
To be honest, I only dodge sometimes…;smirk; I usually take the wrenches when I do get hit.
;laughs; Yeah? Do you hide them on him? ‘Cuz he’s always complaining that he can’t find them. ;Almost done with getting these dents out!;
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
electrifythis:
silver-sides:
;laughs; Yeah, no doubt. ;frowns; Too bad he’s disappeared again… ;two more dents removed;
He’s probably out getting supplies. Don’t worry about it.
Probably. ;nods; Eh, but still. It’s nice having him around, you know?
It’s nice to have someone to prank that won’t rip my door off, yeah. Heh.
Yeah, no doubt! He only throws wrenches, but...
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
;laughs; Yeah, no doubt. ;frowns; Too bad he’s disappeared again… ;two more dents removed;
He’s probably out getting supplies. Don’t worry about it.
Probably. ;nods; Eh, but still. It’s nice having him around, you know?
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Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
electrifythis:
silver-sides:
;Removes one dent. Only a few more to go.; I know, I know. Some bots just take things the wrong way, I guess… This was way too far, though.
I guess. I really didn’t mean for it to piss him off, it was hilarious. Harmless!
Oh, I bet! He should know you’re one to prank. I mean, look at what you do to Ratchet. Surely he knows about those.
My...
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
;Removes one dent. Only a few more to go.; I know, I know. Some bots just take things the wrong way, I guess… This was way too far, though.
I guess. I really didn’t mean for it to piss him off, it was hilarious. Harmless!
Oh, I bet! He should know you’re one to prank. I mean, look at what you do to Ratchet. Surely he knows about those.
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
I’m really sorry to hear. Just relax and I’ll begin getting these dents out. ;frowns; I would be, too. That’s just ridiculous. ;after numbing the area around the dents, grabs a few tools and begins getting the dents out;
;Lays back and allows Jolt to begin repairs. Just huffs, looking grumpy as usual.; This is highly unfair, it was one prank.
;Removes one dent. Only a few more...
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
No no, don’t be sorry. ;sighs; Skyhammer can take things way out of control sometimes… As for your dents, they will be fixed tonight, and then we’ll throw some polish on them to help clear them up.
For your door, it’ll have to be remodeled, obviously. That should be done this week, definitely.
Hey, whatever you gotta do, do it. I’m not havin’ a good time balancing, it’s pretty...
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
Of course I want to. I don’t like seeing you all in pain. I’ll try to not make it long. We’ll call it, working efficiently. ;smiles;
Tell me what happened. ;helps Sides to medical berth and starts examining;
;Vents and sits on the berth.;
I pulled a prank on Skyhammer. He didn’t like it, so he thought it’d be justified to beat the scrap out of me. I’m missing a door and I have...
Okay, Jolt.
silver-sides:
You can fix me up if you want…but make it fast.
Of course I want to. I don’t like seeing you all in pain. I’ll try to not make it long. We’ll call it, working efficiently. ;smiles;
Tell me what happened. ;helps Sides to medical berth and starts examining;
I'm quite positive that Mad Libs won't cure you,...
jivebot:
That works f’me too. So long as Dim gets his aft in one piece.
Hm… Where is he? ]
Right next t’me. /pleasant smile/ We’ll be down in a tick.
You need me, you know where I’ll be. I have some sedative so if he doesn’t comply, it’s up for use~
I'm quite positive that Mad Libs won't cure you,...
jivebot:
No, but that means I can wait without gettin’ bored.
An’ like hell. Take Dim first, he’s got th’most damage an’ he’s been sittin’ on it f’weeks.
How about you both come to Medbay and I can fix you both~ *derp smile*
That works f’me too. So long as Dim gets his aft in one piece.
Hm… Where is he? ]
I'm quite positive that Mad Libs won't cure you,...
jivebot:
silver-sides:
electrifythis:
And Sides… what do you mean by “Blaster and Prime are new?”
Oh, they got injured most recently. Fix them.
No, but that means I can wait without gettin’ bored.
An’ like hell. Take Dim first, he’s got th’most damage an’ he’s been sittin’ on it f’weeks.
How about you both come to Medbay and I can fix you both~ *derp smile*
I'm quite positive that Mad Libs won't cure you,...
silver-sides:
electrifythis:
And Sides… what do you mean by “Blaster and Prime are new?”
Oh, they got injured most recently. Fix them.
Got it.
What about you?
I'm quite positive that Mad Libs won't cure you,...
And Sides… what do you mean by “Blaster and Prime are new?”
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Everyone’s hurt….
You’re kidding me….
